Lets test your abbreviation skills here:
“Hi, I am a HC FL DDG available for a DTE or an OVN with gents ISO a NSA LTR. I am an ATF ASP, TGTBT really. Time spent with me is more like a HME, similar to GFE with a touch of PSE, including lots of DFK and BS . You are welcome to DATY while I give you a CBJ. I’m very creative and enjoy MPOS and FBSM. F2F, M2F, MMF, GOG are welcome.”
How did you go? Confused, I am sure.. if you weren’t, then I’m impressed!
I don’t understand past GFE, PSE and really have no interest in trying to incorporate this abbreviated lingo into my world. Its frustrates me endlessly when I receive messages from potential inquirers asking my questions using abbreviations I have never heard of before.
So to simplify it, or to entertain you, I have found a list of the most common sexual abbreviations often used in adverts placed by escorts of directories and escort advertising websites.
Just a WOA when contacting a HC WG: If you are just looking for a WR 3G of BBBJNQNS, be prepared for a FUTB or serious CBT. Probably best you DTY!
3G – “Get In. Get Off. Get Out”. Assuming the type of encounter that would earn you a slap!
A-Level / Greek – Anal sex.
AMP – Asian Massage Parlour.
ASP – Adult Service Provider.
ATF – “All Time Favourite”
ATM – Ass To Mouth. Transitioning from anal to oral (penis, finger or toy).
B&S – Bait And Switch. A negative term for an escort who did not appear as advertised or described.
BBBJ – Bareback Blowjob. Oral without a condom, also known as Un-Translated French (UTF)
BBBJNQNS – Bareback Blowjob No Quit No Spit – Unprotected oral sex performed to the end, with swallowing.
BBBJTC – Bareback Blowjob To Completion (aka CIM). Unprotected oral sex performed to the end, with spitting or swallowing.
BBBJTCWS – Bareback Blowjob To Completion With Swallow.
BBBJWF – Bareback Blowjob With Facial.
BBFS – Full sex without a condom.
BBW – Big Beautiful Woman. For clientele that prefer fuller figures and overweight women.
BJ – Blowjob.
BL – Body Lick.
BLS – Ball Licking & Sucking.
BS – Body Slide. Massage service where the ASP slides over the client’s oiled body.
CBJ – Covered Blowjob. blowjob using a condom, also known as Translated French (TF).
CBT – Cock & Ball Torture.
CC Rider – Used to describe an escort who provides full intercourse for less than $200/hr.
CD – Cross Dresser.
CDS – Covered Doggy Style. Sex in doggy position with a condom.
CFM – “Come Fuck Me”. Refers to the ‘pretty woman look’.
CFS – Covered Full Service. Sex with a condom.
CID – Cum In Deep. Natural sex without a condom.
CIH – Cum In Hair. (Disgusting! Arguably the most detestable act of all!)
CIM – Cum in the mouth.
CL – Craig’s List. The classifieds website.
CMD – “Carpet Matches Drapes”. Used to describe a natural blonde.
CMP – Chinese Massage Parlour.
CMT – Certified Massage Therapist. Do not assume that all CMTs are ASPs!
COB – Cum On Body.
COH – Cum On Hair.
DATO – “Dine at the O”. Analingus.
DATY – “Dine at the Y”. Cunnilingus.
DDE – Doesn’t Do Extras.
DDF – Drug and Disease Free. Hopefully this goes without saying!
DDG – Drop Dead Gorgeous.
DDP – Double Digit Penetration.
DT – Deep Throat. Oral sex where the entire penis is taken in the mouth. Terms and conditions may apply for any 12 inch monsters out there!
DFE – Dead Fish Experience. A derogatory term for a poor performance.
DFF – Dead Fish Fuck.
DFK – Deep French Kissing. Lots of tongue contact, associated with the girlfriend experience (GFE).
DIY – Do It Yourself. Masturbation.
DP – Double Penetration or Digital Penetration. Ask if confused!
DS – Doggy Style.
EE – Erotic Enema.
F2F – Female To Female.
F2M – Female To Male.
FBSM – Full Body Sensual Massage.
FFF – “Find Them, Fuck Them, Forget Them.”
FIV – Finger In Vagina.
FJ – Foot Job.
FK – French Kissing.
FL – Freelance. Independent escort.
FMF – A threesome with two females, one male.
FOBU – “Fat Old Bald Ugly”
FOTC – Fuck of The Century. What every PSE escort wants to see in her forum reviews!
FR – Field Report. A detailed report of time spent with the escort.
FS – Full Service.
FTF – “Fun To Fuck”
FUD – Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt. A term for trolling often seen on forums where members provide false information and set out to harm the reputation of an ASP.
FUTB – Finger Up The Butt.
GFE – Girlfriend Experience. Many clients do not feel comfortable with the blunt reality of paying for sex, or a monetary transaction. The girlfriend experience leans towards romance and seduction over the raunchy and wild PSE.
GF3 – Girlfriend Experience with oral, anal and full sex.
GND – Girl Next Door. Used to describe the ‘cute’ look.
GOG – Girl On Girl.
GS – Golden Shower. Urinating on a partner.
GSM – G-Spot Massage.
HC – High Class.
HE – Happy Ending.
HJ – Hand Job.
HM – “High Mileage.” A derogatory term.
HME – Honeymoon Experience.
HTUMA – His/Her Tongue Up My Ass. Analingus.
HWP – Height & Weight Proportional. The ASP is normal build.
ISO – “In Search Of…”
K9 – “Canine”. Doggy style sex.
L/A/S – Looks / Attitude / Service.
LFK – Light French Kissing. Tongue but not deep.
LK – Light Kissing. No tongues.
LTR – Long Term Relationship. Exclusivity with a client in exchange for regular payments.
M2F – Male To Female.
M2M – Male To Male.
MFF – Threesome with one male, two females.
MFM – Threesome with two males, one female.
MILF – “Mum I’d Like To Fuck.”
MSOG – “Multiple Shots On Goal”. Pretty much a brothel term.
MP – Massage Parlour or Multiple Positions.
MPCFS – Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS – Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
NC/NS – No Call or No Show.
NGP – Not Genuine Photos.
NMG – No-Money Guys. Clients with low budgets.
NQBC – Non-Quitter But Covered. Protected oral sex to completion, no quitting.
NQBS – Non-Quitter But Spitter. Unprotected oral sex to completion but with spitting.
NQNS – No Quit No Spit. Unprotected oral sex to completion with swallow.
NSA – No Strings Attached.
OTC – Oral To Completion.
OVK – Over The Knee Spanking.
OVN – Overnight.
OWO – Oral Without A Condom.
OWOTC – Oral Without a Condom To Completion.
PIITB – Put It In The Butt
PIV – Penis In Vagina.
POS – Pussy On The Side. Couples.
PS – Private Show.
PSE – Porn Star Experience. Uninhibited sex. Usually includes CIM or COB, with lots of DT and DFK.
PV – Private Viewing. Striptease session.
R&T – Rub And Tug.
RCA – Reverse Cowgirl Anal.
RCG – Reverse Cowgirl.
REV – Review. Prefix used on forum threads to indicate a review of an ASP.
RLD – Red Light District.
ROB – Rip Off Bitch. Reserved for scam artists who take the cash without providing the service.
RTF – Return To Fuck. Repeat client.
SAFE – Any sexual activity conducted with safety measures in place, such as condoms, dental dams. This should be an industry standard, but sadly it isn’t.
SFH – Sex For Hire.
SG – Street Girl.
SOG – “Shots On Goal”. Orgasm attempts.
SOMF – Sat On My Face.
SP – Service Provider.
SRS – Sexual Reassignment Surgery. Used to describe transexual.
ST – Short Time.
STD – Sexually Transmitted Disease. Aim to avoid!
SW – Street Walker. Soliciting sex on the street.
SYT – Sweet Young Thing. A young and usually cute ASP.
TG – Transgender. Includes transvestites, transexuals, shemales and CDs.
TGTBT – Too Good To Be True.
TF – Translated French. Protected oral sex.
TS – Transexual.
TUMA – Tongue Up My Ass.
TV – Transvestite.
TVSW – Transvestite Street Walker.
UTF – Untranslated French. Unprotected oral sex.
UTR – Under The Radar. A term given to ASPs who do not seek attention on forums, blogs or in advertisements.
WAH – Wild Ass Humping.
WF – Wild Fuck.
WG – Working Girl (prostitute).
WOA – Word Of Advice.
The list goes on… If you are still curious, please visit here. You will find close to 850 acronyms here related to all sorts of things I am sure you have never heard of before.
Rene Joile xx