Do I qualify to spend time with you?
Do you qualify to spend time with me? The $1200.00 question......
We all have expectations.
I do not accept every client that's requests my company or services.
If we have already met, or you have been previously aquatinted with a first class courtesan, then this brief mention on criteria and guidelines will merely amuse you.
If you have never indulged with a high class courtesan before, or only ever experienced a disappointment, then these basic guidelines may be helpful to ensure you will have the most pleasant and enjoyable interlude as possible.
To Start,
Your Age
I prefer to see clients who are over 35.
Male or Female
Yes, I will see both male and female clients, together or individually.
Couples and or Lesbian encounters
Yes, I do cater to couples and single females. I can assure you that I am a genuine bi-sexual female who enjoys a very active a passionate role. I would like to consider myself also a very good guide to those who are new to such pleasures.
Cleanliness
Please be showered - paying particular attention to washing your private parts - and brush your teeth... the chances of me being a willing participant with you is directly proportional to your level of personal hygiene.
Breath
Oh for goodness sake, I said brush your teeth! The last thing I want to see is what you had for lunch, or smell the remnants of your last drink or cigarette on your breath. If you want me to kiss you - keep it fresh.
Shave
Unfortunately I don't class a "sanding-down" by a five o'clock shadow as foreplay. Remove the bristle so I can be up close and personal.
Nails
Please be sure your finger nails are trimmed and clean.
Money
Please have money prepared. Spare both of us any embarrassment, make sure the amount is correct and placed an envelope or separate from the rest of your money.
I do take all credit cards and EFTPOS should this be required, but this will have to be arranged prior to my arrival.
International or Interstate appointments will require a 25% deposit vian Western Union, direct bank deposit, or credit card payment prior to arrival.
Please avoid bartering.
If you can't afford me please use another service.
Alcohol or Recreational Drugs
A glass of wine to help with your nerves, or a brandy to arouse you is OK. Ten bottles of beer is not a good idea. If I arrive and you are clearly under the influence of alcohol or recreational drugs, I will cancel your booking with no refund. If I learn during our time that you have used such drugs prior to my arrival or during our time, our time will be terminated.
Smoking
I am a genuine non smoker and prefer to remain that way. If you must smoke during our time together, please have the respect to smoke away in a separate room. I don't appreciate smelling like an ashtray.
Be Courteous
Engage in a little conversation, treat me like a lady. Don't grope me the moment that I arrive. I will give you the same amount of respect you give me.
I am with you under a business arrangement, so don't expect me to tell you my life history or innermost secrets.
Try and avoid questions like;
What does your boyfriend think about your work?
How long have you been doing this?
Do your parents know about your job?
How much money do you make?
Do you pay tax?
Why don't you marry a rich man and forget about this work?
How many clients do you see in one night?, etc.
These are very personal and patronizing questions, so don't ask them, unless you are looking for a very cool performance or equally embarrassing questions in return.
Parking
Please do not be surprised should a valet parking appear on your room account. We prefer to not search streets for parking, or walk through them with a bag of tricks. If this to an issue, make this clear prior to making any arrangements.
The Basics
"No" means "NO!!"
Behind closed doors,
Breast Respect
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and soothe them.
Nipples
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive, like the head of a penis. They can't stand up to chewing, biting and fierce twisting.
Vagina
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away.
Massage
If you're attempting to give me a sensual, relaxing massage to get me in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay, elbows and knees are not.
Safe Sex
A long, happy and healthy life is high on my list or priorities. Please don't assume for extra money or gifts I will disrespect this personal desire.
Fantasies
If you are in search of a particular service or fantasy, please discuss this with me prior to making any arrangements for us to meet. I pride myself in making sure my gentlemen friends are always happy, and occasionally, last minute surprises can dampen that promise. My list of available services is quite extensive. If there is something you seek, then please let me know in advance. I am always happy to indulge.
House Mates
A big no thank-you. If you do not live alone, perhaps consider the privacy of a hotel room. I am not prepared to entertain your house mates like a girlfriend would - so don't be surprised if I get up and leave if someone should appear. If they are away, be sure they are staying away. I don't want to meet them for even a brief minute.
Lastly, Pets...
I don't mind a cute kitty, but I do mind animal hair all over my clothes or dogs jumping up my imported stockings. So please keep them locked away for the time we spend together and our will time will be our own.
As I said, this would either interest you, or amuse you.
Thank-you
xx Rene
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